Nothing is more irritating to me than a broad that has a good dude, but she is always complaining about stupid shit. Ladies, all of that whining and complaining is NOT SEXY. Neither, by the way is you walking around the house in your head scarf and big ass sweatpants…but, I digress. For example, why women get mad when their man watches a porno is beyond me. What you should do is: stop complaining, pop some popcorn, and make it a Blockbuster night. Your man is watching the shit for a reason dummy and it ain’t the plot. So close your mouth and pay attention…you might learn a trick or two. The same goes for the strip club, unless he’s making it rain with the rent money and your gas and electric is turned off (in which case, you should promptly go upside his head, but don’t forget to bob and weave), there should be no real problem. The next time your man decides to go to the shaky butts, go in the back of the closet, pull out your freakum dress and GO WITH HIM (the right dress may actually derail his plans)! Get some singles and join in the festivities, hell, get a lap dance while you’re at it. In other words, stop being a fucking square! Once again, this could prove to be a learning experience for you because ladies, every man (yes, even yours) wants a lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed. Word of advice though, don’t wear out your welcome. Until next time…deuces.